CORRECTION!!!

LE50

mengenai post aku yg lepas pasal pak arab-pak arab yg kuat menipu tu memang betul ramai prg mesir ni kuat kelentong, suka makan duet org luar. tapi x bermaksud semua org mesir cmtu. contohnya, memang lah kebanyakan player manchester uniteed loser tapi xkn korg nak kata wayne rooney tu kaki bangku. sama gak cam org mesir. x semuanya jahat. ada gak yg baik. ada yg betul2 suke org melayu. contohnya ritu aku g atabah nak beli kasut baru coz kasut lama aku dah koyak. pusing pny pusing jmpa lah satu yg aku berkenan. aku tny ah "dah bikan?" "khomsah sab'in". aku kata "la', khomsin bas". mula2 dia x stuju so aku (ali ngan fiqri ada skali) pon nak blah ah cari kdai lain. pastu dia panggil balik tnda stuju. sambil try2 nak cari saiz, ktorg sembang2 ah. ok je. mesra je dorg ngan ktorg. 

so korg jgn salah paham. kalo korg berhajat nak dtg mesir untuk menuntut ilmu, bole je. malah sangat2 digalakkan. banyak ilmu korg leh dapat kat mesir ni. ilmu perubatan ada, qiraat ada, usuluddin ada, dakwah ada, syariah ada. mcm2 ah. so jgn la korg rasa terancam atau takut plak nak dtg mesir ni. cuma aku nasihatkan berhati-hati je. alah, kat malaysia pon korg mgkin ditipu so xde beza lah kan? asalkan korg betulkan niat korg datang nak menuntut ilmu insyaAllah semua akan ok. org putih kata "no pain no gain". org melayu kata "x knal maka x cinta". aku kata "jemputlah datang mesir kalo korg nak menuntut ilmu. banyak benda korg bole blaja kat sini. x tpu.

GIZA ( PART 2: UNDERNEATH THE BLANKET )

Previously on GIZA ( PART 1 )....

Yesterday (9/2/2010),me, ali, abe, naqib, sob n shah went to giza........

PART 2: UNDERNEATH THE BLANKET

WARNING: THIS POST WILL BE WRITTEN IN MALAY FOR SAFETY MEASURES

Part ni aku tulis dlm bahasa melayu untuk org sng paham dan utk aku

sng nak cter. Tapi sebab utama aku tulis dalam bahasa melayu ialah aku

nak bagi pengajaran sket kat org2 melayu dan rakyat Malaysia yang

berhasrat utk datang ke Mesir.

1st skali biar aku cter serba sedikit apa yg terjadi semasa di giza tempoh

hari. lepas sampai kat stesen metro giza, aku ngan kwn2 aku ngah

terpinga-pinga cmne nak smpai ke piramid dari stesen metro. so, kitorg

tny2 ah kat org2 kat situ. ada sorg bro ni kata kena lintas jalan, naik bas

dari seberang sana. kitorang dah nak lintas dah tp tetibe ada pak arab

tahan shah offer nak bwk ktorg g piramid naik tremco. kitorg pon ok je

ah. dah ah segeneh (1 pound egypt) je. pastu dlm tremco dreba tu

sembang2 ngan ktorg (dia leh ckp english sket2). sembang punya

sembang, dia ckp ah kat giza kalo tourist memang slalu kna caj mahal tp

kalo stdnt bole dpt murah, half-price katanya. pastu tetibe dia stop kat

satu kdai, tny kitorg ada nk beli pape x, air ke shipsi (cam crisps ah) ke.

'BAIK' betul~ rupanya member dia. cis! patot pon.

then ktorg smbung balik perjalanan. x lama pastu...sampai. SAMPAI

MANA???

dia bkn hntr ktorg ke gate pyramid tp hntr kat satu umah. yup, memang

betul apa yg korg pikir. umah kwn dia gak. mula2 igt dia nak offer baik

punya. rupanya~ amek ko. 120 geneh paling murah. pastu kitorg begini,

begitu, last2 dia bg 90 geneh. "wah, murahnya. dapat separuh harg

asal". kitorg pon pikir cmtu gak mula2. tp rupanya itulah harga

pelancong bukan harga student. kalo harga stdnt tiket masuk 30 geneh.

naik unta 30 geneh. pastu tym mula2 naik unta, punyalah baik bdk yg

bwk unta tu. muka suci je. otw nak smpai ke tempat pyramid tu, bdk

ngan pak arab sorg tu punyalah mesra sembang2. kjap2 tny kitorg puas

ati ke x. tp bila dah smpai kat tmpat pyramid tu, pas dorg turunkan

kitorg dari unta tu, guess wat? mula2 bdk tu tny lg "r u happy". ktorg jwb

ah happy nk jaga ati dia. pastu bole lak dia kata "give me some money,

i'm tired". panasnya ati!!!! aku igt nak bg segeneh je tp abe bg 5 geneh.

uish, bnyk giler Abe. BANYAK?? Owh tidak. not for those bunch of

#$%@ . bdk tu kata dis is "NOT ENUF,i'm tired". kuang ajaq nye bdk.

pduli apa aku ko pnat ke x. dah tu memang keje jo. last2 shah bg dia "20

GENEH". xpe ah, kira sedekah jela. dats it??? n0o0o... cter ni x berakhir

di sini. dorg soh kitorg g kwsn pyramid x kesah brapa lama pon, dorg

tunggu. lpas ktorg masuk kwsn pyramid tu ktorg jln2 ah. tetibe ada pak

arab tahan ali. muka mesra giler. ajak ali naik kuda dia pastu dia

amekkan gmbr ali gna hphone ali. pergh, ali pon posing mcm2 ah. aku

ckp kat ali "ni kurg2 10 geneh kena ni Ali" ali pon gelak2 je. lpas habis

amek gmbar, hmm...memang masin kot mulut aku ni. pak arab tu

mintak "50 GENEH". ali ckp ah dia xde duet, pastu pak arab tu tny brapa

ali ada. ali kata ada 10 geneh je. pak arab tu pon kata ok. nasib baik ali x

bg lg duet tu kat pak arab tu. Aku pon g kat dorg(bajet hero ah),aku ckp

dlm bahasa arab amiah aku yg bak pinang dibelahh hancur "xde3. td ko

xde ckp pape pon pasal duet. ktorg xnk bayar". gadoh punya gadoh,

tekak punya tekak, last2 ali kata "ni aku delete gmbr td, habis cter"

mula2 pak arab tu x stuju tp ktorg dah wat keras kpala ktorg, dia pon x

ckp pape. dia soh delete je. puas ati aku. amek ko. nak tpu org melayu

lagi. p/s: gambar ali atas kuda pak arab tu didelete dari hphone ali je tp

dari hphone aku ngan sob....(^_^).

pastu dah puas jln2 kat dalam kwsn pyramid tu, tgk sphynx dan

sbagainya, puas posing2 bak model xde lesen memandu, ktorg pon balik

ke arah pak arab ngan bdk yg bwk unta yg ktorg naik td. seperti yg

kujangka akan terjadi, pak arab dan bdk @#$% tu telah hilang tanpa

khabar angin. Alhamdulillah ada pintu lain dekat2 situ, kalo x bole

patah kaki kitorg nak patah balik pintu masuk tadi.

MORAL OF DA STORY:

jangan sesekali korg( ANAK2 MELAYU) yg blaja di mesir khasnya mudah

percaya dgn kata2 org mesir. memang betul mesir ni bumi anbia' tp jgn

lupa, FIRAUN pon pernah bermaharajalela di sini. kalo korg nak g

mana2 kat mesir ni, jgn segan2,takut2 mintak bantuan org yg dah lebih

lama berada di sini dari korg yg dah pernah 'kena' sndri ngan pak arab-

pak arab durjana tu. x payah nak tunjuk besar kpala kononnya korg leh

wat semua bnda sndri.

pastu jgn mudah tunduk kat org2 mesir ni. korg kena keras kpala sket

(bnyk pon xpe), baru dorg x berani nak tpu org melayu lagi. satu lagi,

kalo korg nak taw org2 mesir gelar org melayu "ahsan nas". maksudnya

sebaik-baik manusia. tp jgn mudah bangga atau perasan. kita xtaw apa

sebab dorg gelar kita cmtu. xyah nak kata "kita kena pertahankan

gelaran ni". x mustahil dorg gelar kita cmtu coz dorg pikir yg org melayu

ni 'baik sangat'. kena tpu berkali-kali pon x sdar.

~THINK ABOUT IT N ACT~

GIZA ( PART 1)

Yesterday (9/2/2010), me, ali, abe, naqib, sob n shah went to giza. stepped out of ur house around 9.a.m. otw we bought some 'banin'. then we got on da 'tremco' (microbus) to ramses. at ramses we took da metro to giza station. luckily da metro was'nt so packed yet we still had to stand. then we arrived at giza around 10 a.m.++. at 1st we were wondering how to get to da pyramid from da metro station. as we were about to cross da road to take a bus, a treco driver offered us a ride to da pyramid. Alhamdulillah~.

da tremco driver could speak english(not so fluent though) but we cud understand wat he tried to say. he said he's gonna introduce us to someone who cud arrange our trip.

we arrived at some kkind of a village. there, someone was waiting 4 us. he spoke in english n explained to us about da trip. at 1st his offer was a bit 'high' so i pss,pss,pss n then we agreed wit 90 pound(ticket to enter da pyramid area, ride on da camel, pictures). we agreed to start our trip after zohor.

so, after zohor we began. we rode on da camel from his house. me n abe rode on da same camel, alii wit shah n naqib wit sob. stopped at a few places to take pictures. satisfying.

then we went on. there was another gate for da entrance to da area really close to da pyramid dat we cud touch it. from there we walked. on da way to da pyramids we took some pictures around da area. then we took some pictures of us wit da pyramid. we climbed it a few steps as we were'nt allowed to climb any higher (tho i really wanted to). we just took pictures of us wit da biggest three pyramids only as we were afraid we myte won't make it for asar prayer if we went to all nine pyramids.

then we went to da sphynx (don't know how da correct spelling is). but we could'nt touch it. everyone were only allowed to look n take pictures of it from a distance. then around 3p.m.++, we ended our trip. went to look 4 a bus. took da bus (no 913 in arabic letters) to da metro station. went to ramses. performed our asar prayer at a mosque there. after dat we bought ice-creams. really delicious especially mango flavour. u cud een taste da fruit like u're eating da fruit itself instead of an ice-cream. HONESTLY.

after dat we waited 4 a bus to haiyu sabi' (no. 710). we waited quite long. had to stand on da bus, again, until we reached haiyu sabi'.

THE END~

P/s: Cost:1)tremco from haiyu sabi' to ramses = 1.25 pound

2)metro from ramses to giza= 1 pound

3)tremco from metro giza to pyramid= 1 pound

4)da trip around da pyramid+ticket etc.= 90 pound

5)bus from pyramid to metro giza= 0.50 pond

6)metro from giza to ramses= 1 pound

7)bus from ramses to haiyu sabi'= 0.50 pound

TOTAL=100 +/- pound (food, drinks n souvenirs excluded)

i.e. around RM70

TO BE CONTINUED...

Night at Nile

yesterday i went to nile river. i went at nyte after isya' with ali,naqib,sob n shah. but 1stly, earlier in da afternoon i went to city star to meet zaimu n gandhi. i was late coz i tot they were gonna be late but wen i called dem they were alrdy in da cab to city star. i had to go to abas al-aqad 1st to draw some money(later i found out dat there was a hsbc atm machine at city star: da same row as hallmark 4 those who still don't know). then i walked to city star from there. tot it was gona b cold so i was wearing ma jacket. unlucky me, it was kinda hot. they were waiting 4 me at da food court. finally i was able to meet zaimu here(egypt). he was wit gandhi's friend. we ate hardeez(evrythng was on gandhi:thanx gandhi). then we walked around bla,bla,bla wateva people normally do at a shopping complex, stopped 4 asar prayer n then went to spinney bla, bla, bla. tehn it was almost magrib(around 5p.m.) i called ali if our plan to nile river was 'on'. he told me to ask shah n naqib n they said 'on' but ali said "nantilah aku pikirkan".
"pikirkan???? dah nak magrib ah Li. ko nak pk apa lagi??"

"ko jadi x g nile ni muaz?" gandhi said. "Hmm~ xtaw la" was ma reply. they wanted to go to naseer. so i said "jomlah. kang aku balik kalo x jd g nil, sia2 je. baik aku kikut korg" so i 4llowed the m to naseer. on our way to naseer, in da cab, i saw a very beautiful mosque. subhanallah!
about half an hour from city star we arrived at naseer. solat magrib n then went to adidas boutique. p/s:gandhi n his fren were under JPA scholarship, so duit pon MASYUUK~. gandi's fren said "00o0oish! murah ni gandi. 400 "JE". hahaha!!! i laughed wit zaimu. isaid "ikut hati memang la b'kenan, zaimu. tapi ikut poket: kempunan~

then ali called me "ko katne muaz?" i said "ko nak g x?". ali replied "aku ok je". "ok. ko grak ngan bdk2 lain, aku tunggu kat Sadat terus" i said. OK!
so, bla,bla,bla~ i went to sadat, "ALONE" from naseer(it was da FIRST TYM i went there). "nak cari stesen metro lagi, sorg2 plak. papehal smayg dlu ah. pas smayg baru cari". piece of cake.was'nt so hard to look 4 it. bot da ticket, got on da train(after wondering which one was da ryte train). arried at sadat a few minutes later. waited there for more than half an hour(not less than 10 trains), still ma ali n da boys were nowhere to b found. call ali, "baru sampai ramsis ni, tadi jam". Hmm~

finally they arrived. shah wnt to da gents 1st then only did we walked to da river( bout 10 minutes walking from da station).SUBHANALLAH! MASHAALLAH!. beautiful, seriously. we took some pictures 1st, walked aroun 4 a while nn then chose a boat to ride. had to wait till da boat was full. then, here we go (^_^)! FREEZING!!!

The following part will be written in malay, senang sket nak cter n senang sket korg nak paham.
dalam bot tu smntara tunggu penuh, adalah sorg dua minah arab ni joget2 plak atas kapal tu. memang benda biasa pon kalo org arab joget atas kapal. siap pasang muzik lagi. tapi aku tengook memamng nyampah gila ah. come on ah. dah la pakai tudung(tp baju still ketat). memalukan nama agama islam lah. korg cakap bahasa al-quran, tapi perangai cmni ke? nasib baik yang joget tu sorg berisi sorg gigi bersepai. kira tak teruji lah iman aku. bdk2 lain pon pndg tmpt lain. wtpe nak tgk. dah la x lawa(itu bkn persoalannya), wat tambah dosa je. aku pikir2 balik, kalaulah Allah takdirkan nak timpakan musibah(kapal karam ke apa ke) x ke naya. risau gak benarnya.

pastu kapal pon gerak. cm boring je. tapi lawa lah pemandangan dia. gerak3, dalam kapal tu ada gak bdk laki joget. tengah2 joget punya joget tiba2...gadoh. PULAK DAH. amek ko. dreba kapal siap bawak batang besi nak leraikan dorg. ini baru best (^_^). lagi syok dari minah arab tu joget. lama gak nak leraikan dorg tu. padahal bdk kcik je lagi. bdk skola lg rasanya. tp lama2 lerai gak. pastu dreba kapal ajak satu round lg coz round td ada 'tragedi'. tapi kena tambah satu pound(hara asal 5 pond sorg). orait, jalan satu round lagi. elok plak dua bdk td. joget sama2 balik. x paham aku style org arab ni.

habis naik kapal, kitorg pon balik. dalam kol 12+ smpai sabi'. singgah makan togen jap. pastu balik umah.

Kesimpulannya: nile memang lawa, tp elok korg tempah kapal yg kecik2yang bole naik korg2 je. so xdelah minah arab joget, xde gadoh2. bole enjoy sesame korg. xdelah malu2, segan2 ngan org arab. OK? Hakuna matata~

VISA

went to the immigration dis morning. was'nt planned carefully. actually i did'nt know wat to do so i covered myself wit 'saratoga'. pleasant feeling it was especially wen it was 8 degree celcius dis morning. then around 9a.m. i heard some murmurs bout ma housemates wanted to go n apply 4 our visa. so i got out of ma bed, brushed ma teeth, washed my face n hair, dressed up n sprayed some perfume (no tym to take a shower). me n ali went to make some photcopy of our passports n evry document necessary. while waiting at da cc, shamil,zarul n fiq showed up. so we had to wait 4 them. but i could'nt stand it, was too hungry. bought 4 twiggies yet still not enuf. so me, fiq n zarul went to eat spagetti at da bus stop while ali n shamil waited 4 the photocopies.

around 10 a.m, ali n shamil showed up at da bus stop. a few minutes later da bus arrived. da driver went to buy something so ali took dat opportunity to by spagetti 4 himself. we arrived at da immigration center around 11. subhanallah!! almost seemed like there was a football match there. naqib n omar who arrived earlier were queueing. they alrdy bought da form n so did hasan, sobri n shah. tho, the three latter were still filling up their forms. so the 5 of us who had just arrived quickly(not really) queued to buy da form(8 egypt pound/form). himma was stil queueing to buy da form.

then we filled up da forms n ended up deciding not to apply 4 da visa dis week. y? coz da queue was still longn the immigration center will be closing at 12. so we headed to ARMA(asrama rumah malaysia or sumthng like dat). then i remembered dat zaimu was there( PERUBATAN meeting). shamil n zarul went to c ustaz sulaiman 4 some matter i don't kno. i called zaimu but he was still in the hall. i wanted to wait 4 him but shamil has finished his matter with u.sulaiman n zarul wanted to go somewhere else. so we went home. while waiting 4 da cab, zaimu called me n asked where i was. told him dat i'm on ma way home n dat myb we cud meet another tym. besides, his meeting was until late evening.

wateva~
the bottomline is i did'n get to make my visa. so i'm still an illegal immigrant.
back home, opened ma laptop(did'nt even close it actually) n kept on facebooking 4 a while n talked 2 ibu 4 a few minutes then suddenly......tuut...tuut...tuut...(disconnected)
argh!!! 4get it. was feeling sleepy so went strait to bed n slept.
P/s: wat happened next won't be disclosed here as dis is ma blog not ma 'DIARY'.

Begin

Alhamdulillah...
Finally i managed to create my very own blog after some while. Here i wud like to share wit u guys how i came wit da idea of creating dis blog. it was da 1st day of winter break. since after fajr, i opened ma laptop n was 'facebook'ing n surfing da internet da whole day. i did'nt know wat else to do. it was friday n ma most of ma housemates went to city star. not me tho. i was'nt in da mood. so i kept on sitting in front of ma laptop. i opened some of ma frenz blogs. just to fill up ma boring 1st day of da winter break. then after asar,i called luqman through ym. chatted wit him, shared some stories bout me here (p/s:i'm in egypt). he asked me if i had a blog. i said no. then he said dat if i had a blog it wud be easier 4 ma frenz in malaysia to get updates bout me. brilliant idea Man. u just gave me an idea wat to do during dis winter break.

so dat nyte, after isya' i started creating ma blog. asked some 'advices' from a friend of mine, watched some of ma frenz blogs and came out wit dis. around 1 a.m in da freaking cold weather in egypt i finally finished 'designing' ma blog. i began to write dis post tho i was extremely sleepy.
so to cut it short, i'll just stop here.

keep on reading guys, u won't find ma blog boring. insyaAllah